Tumblr (3.0; @dickturd)http://dickturd.tumblr.com/<a href="http://youtu.be/adLcf1CJBZc">How to NOT: Crazy Contouring - YouTube</a>: <p>Omgomgomgomg.</p>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50927018788http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50927018788Mon, 20 May 2013 09:47:33 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/924c5c4302f5de5e875665da0944dc01/tumblr_mh03spBWMx1qlsrn9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50925412640http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50925412640Mon, 20 May 2013 09:25:20 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14c9ea31ecfd446a180c212416adb7e0/tumblr_mep3n94SMc1qe5kepo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tayalldaynyc.tumblr.com/post/49009734026/theuppitynegras-world-history-in-one" target="_blank">tayalldaynyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theuppitynegras.tumblr.com/post/48987728549/world-history" target="_blank">theuppitynegras</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>world history</p> </blockquote> <p>In one sentence</p> </blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342563950http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342563950Mon, 13 May 2013 04:26:12 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42bd4d0d0f23392539603ead1e569527/tumblr_mmiuur2sEx1sn75h6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gallardokun.tumblr.com/post/50326147767/fuckyeahlaughters-tenderghost-awwww-cute" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gallardokun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/50326097324/tenderghost-awwww-cute-one-of-my-friends-got" target="_blank">fuckyeahlaughters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tenderghost.tumblr.com/post/50227374400/awwww-cute-one-of-my-friends-got-chased-by" target="_blank">tenderghost</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/50103875125/one-of-my-friends-got-chased-by-little-piggies" target="_blank">awwww-cute</a>:</p> <p>One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride</p> <p>this is the opposite of a problem</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG</p></blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342551965http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342551965Mon, 13 May 2013 04:25:55 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac51b71ea36949b3cf72f883e8d1a6c2/tumblr_mmpdcaTX2b1rczby5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope.tumblr.com/post/50285789023/lets-give-a-moment-to-those-mothers-that-can-not" target="_blank">disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…</p> </blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342439408http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342439408Mon, 13 May 2013 04:23:17 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tuucker.tumblr.com/post/50006192139" target="_blank">tuucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isis-.tumblr.com/post/49997522138/noahstillsversustheworld-everyone-i-know-or" target="_blank">isis-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noahstillsversustheworld.tumblr.com/post/28948102938/everyone-i-know-or-follow-on-tumblr-is-either-a" target="_blank">noahstillsversustheworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing</p> <p>and I sit here like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ex2nkXfe1r3hqmo.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s lotad you uncultured shit</p> </blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342432729http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50342432729Mon, 13 May 2013 04:23:07 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d67004893792cbb34c9da6735eaedba/tumblr_mmpzqxfdCb1rt2ar9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50332018470http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50332018470Sun, 12 May 2013 23:17:55 -1000“I don’t miss you, but I remember you. You taught a lesson and for that I give you gratitude.”<br/><br/> - <em>Atmosphere, <em>The Number None</em> (via <a href="http://perfect.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">perfect</a>)</em>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50331995073http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50331995073Sun, 12 May 2013 23:16:59 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbfc0f8fe69c39f756a5056858634fa9/tumblr_mmll7peYO51qgf0w3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c81be157c53f13e3f77fd1e8d7392af/tumblr_mmll7peYO51qgf0w3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a52f5503ba67d4ed2b2622309867bc07/tumblr_mmll7peYO51qgf0w3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/402bd208c895b5df00d7e1920a7adba9/tumblr_mmll7peYO51qgf0w3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.missbuttercup.com/celebrations/birthday-cake-shots/" target="_blank">Birthday Cake Shots</a></p> </blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50331985447http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50331985447Sun, 12 May 2013 23:16:35 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84f2aff910519f6b42797f1988f5b483/tumblr_mgove2LSgI1rgfrrao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mikeyyy5.tumblr.com/post/50326869141/one-of-the-best-feelings-in-the-world-tbh" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mikeyyy5</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>One of the best feelings in the world tbh</p></blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50331979926http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50331979926Sun, 12 May 2013 23:16:22 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luohfsyfoI1qmoacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319506179http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319506179Sun, 12 May 2013 18:06:28 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e8b6fadd28a5f15c65842d7f51c8a83/tumblr_mkv4asvzg81r0nkq2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1402e93d8f50b23fc02ce8c9b2df1f64/tumblr_mkv4asvzg81r0nkq2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2355982d5a489ae5ef0efb6f5f1aa58/tumblr_mkv4asvzg81r0nkq2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b5ade4612349abf86c9a81e3f119e14/tumblr_mkv4asvzg81r0nkq2o4_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319073827http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319073827Sun, 12 May 2013 18:00:04 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4m29jvNk1qzbs6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319061437http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319061437Sun, 12 May 2013 17:59:53 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51911537a9953869a10a261946744482/tumblr_mmmgusU5NM1ryrwnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319025634http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50319025634Sun, 12 May 2013 17:59:19 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64dac073a09c60b629a2d354afbcca5a/tumblr_mme62m2zU41qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lvdyams.tumblr.com/post/50270223052/happy-mothers-day" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lvdyams</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Happy Mother’s Day</p></blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318973826http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318973826Sun, 12 May 2013 17:58:31 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e66ff4b4f7411d4f34189ca662cfc18/tumblr_mmptuvcT9p1qhtz5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zodiacchic.tumblr.com/post/50312793837" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">zodiacchic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://goo.gl/muco9" target="_blank">Rune readings</a> can be weirdly accurate sometimes! <a href="http://goo.gl/muco9" target="_blank">Click here!</a></p></blockquote>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318897853http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318897853Sun, 12 May 2013 17:57:21 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u1hcimpV1ql2l7io1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318893976http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318893976Sun, 12 May 2013 17:57:18 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8peqimihD1qdzj0yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318877271http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318877271Sun, 12 May 2013 17:57:02 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/813c0c1e20ac476da27257835759cdb9/tumblr_mmpwv6zoFP1qjm9bpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318835334http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318835334Sun, 12 May 2013 17:56:24 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tv7kdcEq1ro46rko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318813630http://dickturd.tumblr.com/post/50318813630Sun, 12 May 2013 17:56:05 -1000